Hound/Daniel 23 he/they
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I highly appreciate the “happy ending” tag on angst fics, dark fics, etc. Its existence increases the probability of me reading by a significant amount
but some people are like “why even read those fics if you already know how they’re gonna end?”
Well, it’s kinda like going on a roller-coaster. I wanna experience the ride. The ups and the downs, the twists and turns. But I also wanna know that at the end, it’ll come to a safe stop and I’ll be able to get off of it completely unharmed
The devil is a twink named luke
- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms
I think people keep forgetting one of the points to fanfics is to write things that wouldn’t happen in canon. So whenever I hear people complaining about fics not being canon compliant, I’m like ‘yeah, and?’ I mean 'fix-it fics’ exist solely to fix what the writer might have disliked about canon. Writing a fic like that to me is healthier than just complaining about the source media. Don’t like a character’s lonely life? Boom, found family. Lack of resolution? Boom, closure fic.
Are there annoying fanon tropes? Absolutely (looking at you Leon can’t drive trope) But as annoyed as I might be with it, or any other trope, I don’t want to squash others just because it’s not canon. Like it could be a crack fic, and I might even find it funny. And whenever I see a fic veering off canon, I just assume 'AU’ or 'Canon-divergent’ and go on with my day.
Fanfics where never meant to further canon, but to see and enjoy what canon would never ever do.
poetry is a fundamental food group if you dont read a decent poem once or twice a month you get soul anemic bone tired and all that
I think the only person I’ve met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children’s science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you’d hear something like “WHO’S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?” and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
African wild dogs (Lycaon pictus) harassing a lone spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta) at Kruger National Park in South Africa
I know ur already plenty familiar with the game so this won't be a revelation, but your 'empires ARE their brutality, they don't exist in spite of it' posting massive evokes the Disco Elysium "capital has to remove its mask of humanity to kill everyone you love" monologue for me. ~Serious academics~ being all 'wow it's crazy how these benevolent paternalistic superpowers sometimes do a bit of unrestrained barbarity and exploitation' is really fucking funny.
I want to print out some of the writing in this game and put it in my mouth and gargle a bit before swallowing